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So hungover. Dragging myself somewhere that has bacon and booze.

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Being a bum on the sidewalk waiting for my drinking buddy. Yes I look grouchy. Daddy needs a drink!!!

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Just logged on and saw some twat reported my last post and had it taken down. This new post is just for you twat waffle. Good luck getting this taken down, I just read the guidelines for an hour and it doesn’t break any rules👍🏻👍🏻 Please just let me live my life and unfollow if I’m not your vibe

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I need to be put to bed

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This week is taking forever. Needed a rest😋 #rumpday #bumhooters #cakesmush

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Because I can can can can can can can

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Seriously @instagram ?? Repost. I wanna know who has the job of monitoring accounts because clearly they have issues with guys with body hair. Just because I don’t shave my pubes you guys take down my posts. I see shaved dudes posting the same stuff all the time. I don’t get what it is about some fur above a man’s junk that makes the picture offensive.

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Somehow lost my pants and shirt at happy hour

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He was being a very good boy so he got to go for a Ride with Dad❤️🐶

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